Mercenaries Trailers and Impressions


My Thoughts:
I found this through “The Escapist”, who called the movie “the all female ‘expendables’. The first thing that came to my mind was “why would anyone want to tie a movie to “the expendables”? It’s kind of like with the new TMNT movie: why do you keep telling us Michael Bay is involved when all that is going to do is make us not want to see the movie from the get go. Yeah, if you can’t tell i don’t like “the expendables” much.
You know what else i don’t like? The Asylum. For those who don’t know what “The Asylum is, let me tell you. The Asylum is a film studio who make cheep, crappy rip offs of popular movies in order to confuse movie buyers into buying their crappy DVD instead of the movie you actually wanted. Their cinematic sins include “Snakes on a Train”, “AVH: Alien vs Hunter” and “Transmorphers” as well as “original” features that the syfy channel would be too embarrassed to show.
Ladies, i know there is not a lot of good female centered action films for you. I know you are being ignored and i know that sucks, but please, do not go see this. do not give these people any money. You deserve better and these assholes desrve a hell of a lot less.

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